How can I convince my little brother to break up with his girlfriend?

She's, clearly, defective. Get this...she loves football and hates chocolate! I don't want someone like that in charge of cooking up the next batch of babbies in my family. How can I convince my little brother to break up with his girlfriend?
I'll take her.How can I convince my little brother to break up with his girlfriend?
My God! The weekend crowd is totally different. These people scare me.





Anyhoot, she sounds like a positively vile person. I wouldn't want to be related to any of the babbies that she might have shooting out of her oven either.





The clear solution to your problem is to get some dirty hippie (not your dirty hippie, unless you want) to seduce your brother's girlfriend. Take pictures and LOTS of them, then post them all over the neighborhood.





Your brother will be forced to dump this chocolate-hating hussy. He may be humiliated but that's a small price for him to pay for YOUR happiness, because that's clearly what's important here.
Alot of times family members won't listen to others when it comes to criticizing their lovers,but it really doesn't sound like your in a position to intervene because there doesn't really sound like theres anything wrong with her,except for the fact that she's not YOUR type of person,which should'nt matter because she's dating your brother,not you.Why not just stick to picking your lovers,not your brothers??
You may not want her but, that's not really your choice.


Talk to your brother about it, tell him you don't like her


all that much and try ti find out what he sees in her.


You never know, she might be a great girl but, you've


just been stuck on not liking her that you've never


made the effort to see who she is. Just because she


likes football and hates chocolate, doesn't mean she's


defective. For all we know, she could be allergic to


chocolate or have had some bad experiences with it


in her life (LOL)





Hope this helps !
Oh, No... it's worse than I thought...





All signs point to ';Extra Terrestrial Life-form'; If you just blurt this out to your brother, he won't believe you... Clearly, you must wait until the next family function and REVEAL her to be an alien.





The easiest, most cost-effective way to do this is by rigging up a make-shift life force detector out of some tin foil, an old calculator, and a pencil.
TRUE DAT hoe... I mean you already have half a dirty hippie, your poor mother doesn't need another let down in the grandchild department.





Get her drunk one night, when she's out in her booze induced coma, shove chocolate down her throat, a knife in one hand and a football in another.. Then take a picture..Once you have the picture, draw in a thought bubble that reads '; **** YAH';...





He'll break up with her. TRUST ME!
She loves football and hates chocolate.


OH MAN! That's horrid.


Darling, have you considered your brother really liking her?


In time, he might break up with her, but unless she does something horrible, you should let him make his own decisions. Tell him how you feel, but don't make him choose.








Oh and by the way, use spell check babbies is supposed to be babies.
Is that really why you don't want him with her?? I'm in the same situation .. I hate my younger brothers girlfriend because she's psychotic (I'm not just saying that) and she is a HUGE b*tch ALL THE TIME! She even hits my brother sometimes .. needless to say she knows I don't like her because I chewed her out for it. But I have good reason not to like her .. you though .. I hope you have more to base it on other than football and chocolate! :p
don`t worry about it ,it won`t last ,all you have to do is ,while you`re with your brother, keep making negative remarks about her and saying all the negative stuff she has and it will make him think and sometimes see those defects in her ,you`ll see it won`t last.
She is either a pod-person, a cross-dresser, one a them transgendered persons, or perhaps a monkey. Either way, I want her number. Leave it all up to me.





*sprays on cologne and combs hair*





wow, u seem pretty immature...
DOESN'T LIKE CHOCOLATE???


How can that be.


What kind os girl could that be?





You should explain to him what a misfit she is.





8-)
Haha, this is horrible yet extremely amusing! Tell him that you caught her with another girl.





But then again he might be the type that likes that.
Oh no!


Has this world gone insane?


She loves football and hates chocolate?


Just let your lil bro make the right decisions
HATES CHOCOLATE !!! Get the rope!
Damn, I don't blame you. Anyone that would cook a bunch of babbies is up to no good.
stop being a cockblocker warrey about your self and get you a GF brother needs to learn from he's mistakes in GF's tell him to use a rubber.always
I think you should mind your own business and leave your brother well alone!!!!
Hahah Now why would you do that? If your brother is happy thats all you should care about!
tell him she's a whore. and tell him you know cause you slept with her.
Tell him she's married
OMG...get over it...she's his girlfriend...NOT your's...if he's happy then let it be...geez!


:)
Get a life and stay out of your brothers.
What the hell are ';babbies';?
wow, u seem pretty immature...


and not that long ago u asked ';my 5 year old wants to change his name to Flub-A-Dub, what could i do to make this happen?';


.....niccee.... :P
ahahahahahah
Tell him he needs a Lakers Chick.
Tell him she has a mangina.
Take a shower with her...
tell him shes cheating on him





tat would be pretty bitchy but it could work
i think theres something wrong with you