How to get my Girlfriend to break up with me?

I promissed my girlfriend I would not break up with her it would have to e her that eded it and I and I to keep my promiss but I have just had to much of her telling me what to do and wat to wear and how to spend my money and because of the I am starting to not be happy in the relaionship so an any one help cheers?How to get my Girlfriend to break up with me?
With spelling like that I am surprised she hasn't already.How to get my Girlfriend to break up with me?
Tell her right up front, I don't like how you are acting towards me lately. You've being very disrespectful and bossy. (Don't let her break in, remain above her bossy attitude) I want a girlfriend who likes me and is pleasant to be around. If that does it wonderful. If not, two more times let her know she is behaving badly. Then you tell her firmly, if you do this again, I will accept it as your saying goodbye.


If she says you gave your word. You say I gave my word of honor ,as an honorable man , you are dishonoring me and that agreement and that will end it.


Now you have to learn a real lesson. Don't make promises that can leave to mistreatment and then be stuck with the consequences and don't make big promises that you wont keep when you come to your senses again.
OMG, I DEFINITELY KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!





it happened to me with my boyfriend, and oh lord.. he would not break up with me no matter what





i told him so many hurtful and bad things (which werent true), just to have him think i was a b```itch and get him to break up with me, BUT THAT DIDNT WORK.





after seeing that wouldnt work, i started ignoring him and he said he'd just talk to himself next to me until i answered - so that didnt work either





THEN, i told him we stopped acting like gf and bf a long ago and that i think he deserves better than me etc etc etc and he was all cheesy like ';No, I'm lucky to have you - your the best girl ever'; blah blah blah... ya ik thats sweet but if i liked him as anything, it would be as a friend. i only dated him cause he was hot and nice to me lol





BUT YA, SO I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM.





i said this,





';Listen, I know I promised you I wouldn't break up with you, but now I realize you deserve better cause you're a great guy.. So we shouldn't be together anymore. Can we at least be friends though?';





i added the last part so he didnt cry or anything. apparently my recent ex has cried 5 times over me.
no dont be a jerk, key thing with girls is that they have lots of friends who have lots of friends hwo tell even the people they hate who are good guys to date and arnt. You still want to be nice to her. I suggest making yourself extremely busy. So busy you can never see her. Also if your in the same school then merely avoid her when you can and if she says some thing say you just havent had the time ect. usually girls catch on. If not then I would justtalk to her about it. Most of the break ups I have had I basically say hey I really like you but in this season of my life things are just way too busy and I cant give yo uthe attention you deserve. with this though oyu cant go pick up a new gf in the same week cus she will def know
Ohh, that's really nice-NOT! Well, my daughter was in a situation although she was no B*tch, but he forced her hand cause his ex got back involved with him. So she was put through the ringer. He could have broken up with her and saved her much heartache.





She wasn't supposed to turn out that way to you, so she broke her promise-so you have every right to break with her. Be a man and do it nicely.
Be completely and entirely honest with her. When she says ';Do I look fat in this'; and she does, say so. When she says do you want to go say no if you don't want to. When she says that's not the way to spend your money say its right for me. You don't have to be mean or belligerent just tell her like it is. Say what you feel when you feel it. Say no, when you mean no. She won't be able to hang.
don't start being a jerk or whatevers on your mind... I'm a girl and I understand what it's like to be dumped... or breaking up if I should use a better term, but when you want a girl to break up with you don't make it harsh and something that will make her remember it forever...
im only helping you because you didnt break your promise =)that means alot. this happened to me last year. try doing it right back to her. be bossy but only in the ways she does it... or you could start copying her dont be a jerk though. do things that wont damage your image to much but will weird her out of the relationship.
Start being mean to her. Tell her she looks fat in those pants or ask ';what's with your hair?'; with a really disgusted look on your face. Trust me, this will piss her off. OR just stop calling her/texting her and make her do all the work to communicate.
Sleep with another women then **** in her parents bed and then steal and hand bag and beat an old women over the head with it and then when the police come for you shoot tha police and then **** in their helmet and then send it to the primeminister.
Start picking your nose! It is awfully vulgar.


Lol or just tell her that your not exactly happy in this relationship. That's not breaking up with her its telling her how you feel so your not breaking any promises! Why would you agree to something stupid like that anyway? Good luck xx
Just be a man and tell her it's done.





Conversely, you could also be a man and tell her about this. Reaffirm your position in the relationship and not be her b*tch.
Just talk to her about these problems, dude.


I mean, she's your girlfriend.








But if you have to, here you go:


Ignore her calls.


Stand her up once or twice.


Start up arguments.


Be a jerk.
don't follow her rules. be your self. and hell break this one promise. because if you are not happy in life then whats the point. why live and not be happy? i don't get it.
well u promised her when u were happy with her before she turned into a b*tch. tell her u r braking up with her because she has changed from the girl u wanted.
Start wearing what you want. Spending your money on what you want and start doing what you want. Or be her door mat for ever.
Tell her, her butt looks bigger and bigger each day, may get a black eye but will be worth it. Nah just tell her she is turning into a control freak and it's turning you completely against her...
lol im in your same position.....just tell her u dont feel like u've not been the best boyfriend for her and outline all your mistakes,outline em as proof..then tell her it wud be better if yall were just friends lol
y dont u grow a set and break up with her yourself, if your unhappy u should just break it off there is no point in being in a relationship if your not happy.
well you can start beein a jerk
Unless you signed a contract, it's still your decision. Break up with her gently, saying that she's too good for you or another lame excuse. I eat up things like that
C.um in her eye and slap her in the face, then tell her shes a whor.e, she'll def break up with you.
Just cheat on her. Or a least pretend that your cheating.. Say like ' sorry but im cheating on you' over the phone or msn.. thats even worse ;)
be everything she doesn't like.
just start to not be yourself, and change your personality and maybe you no lyk not do what your told by her
Why the hell would you promise her that?


lol. just start acting like a jerk or try to avoid seeing her.
Bang her sister. If she does not have a sister then bang her mom.
Was going to say exactly what the last advice said - be a man and tell her it's over.
fart repeateadly and dance like a monkey repeat untill gone
just tell her it's over and you are breaking up with her. Tell it in a nice and polite way.
slap her facee and POKE HER EYE.